Barstool founder Dave Portnoy did one of his famous pizza reviews with sports pariah Kyler Murray. Now, Barstool does great things, but I think Dave Portnoy uncovered one of the greatest mysteries in sport right now. Will Kyler Murray choose baseball or football?
Just before Dave and Kyler dug into the pizza to review it on the famous 1-10 pizza score, Dave Portnoy threw a baseball and a football up in the air, and Kyler Murray instinctively caught the baseball...
Now you can say what you want, but that was pure instinct. In moments like that, your mind goes to what your heart desires, and Kyler Murray went for the baseball. He could have gone for the football, but his body instinctively went for the baseball. Now, I would be remiss if I didn't say that I would love to see Kyler Murray tear it up on the Gridiron to prove that short guys can play too, but in that split second, he answered all of our questions without a doubt. His eye is on baseball, which wouldn’t be a bad thing, because he could make a lot of money with the Oakland Athletics, because well, it is the Oakland Athletics.
I tip my cap to you, El Presidente, for your evil genius.
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