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Landlord Jeff

Cleveland Coming For That Ass Next Season

The Browns have had a good off season this year. They traded for Olivier Vernon, who is a great linebacker/slash edge player. They signed an even better defensive tackle by the name of Sheldon Richardson. They even signed Kareem Hunt; controversial, yes, but as far as what that does for the team, it puts a rocket strap on their ass that will send them over the moon.

Oh, I almost forgot… we just traded for Odell Beckham, Jr.! You know, the top wide receiver the league has had since 2014. The Browns this off season went from promising young guys to Kings of the AFC North, to now the scariest fucking team in the NFL. Forget Patrick Mahomes and the KC Chiefs; they choked when it mattered most against a not as talented Patriots team. I literally don’t see a team in the AFC that can compete with this Browns team. Kansas City will put up a fight for sure, but not when it matters.

Let’s look at this Browns team. We have the most promising QB in recent NFL drafts in Baker Mayfield. Behind him we have two great running backs in Nick Chubb and Duke Johnson (who is also a RB screen nightmare). Then, you have the always dangerous Kareem Hunt who is a threat on the ground and in the air; a guy who helped make the KC Chiefs become so dangerous last season is now on this Browns team. Add two of the league's top wide receivers in Odell Beckham Jr. and Jarvis Landry with up and comer Antonio Callaway. We have Rashard Higgins for depth. Finally, the always electric David Njoku, who I would like to see more production out of , but who is still a beast. (Of course we can’t forget the war horses up front - the incredible Browns O-Line, but being part of the O-Line means not getting the credit like the others guys.)

Now, let’s get to the defense (haha). We have Myles Garrett, Sheldon Richardson, Larry Ogunjobi (I’m guessing), and Olivier Vernon all on the front line. Yikes to every QB the Browns play this year! Then behind them you have Joe Schobert, Christian Kirksey, and Genard Avery. Of course, we can’t forget our DBs Jabrill Peppers, Damarious Randall, Denzel Ward, TJ Carrie, and Terrance Mitchell. The Browns were headhunters last year and caused many problems for opposing teams, but I have to say our defense has only been improved and become more dangerous.

The Browns are going to win the Super Bowl this year. Hands down. Not saying there won’t be trials and tribulations along the way, it’s Cleveland. We do things the hard way, but the Browns will be Super Bowl champions. In fact, they will win multiple Super Bowls for years to come because guess what, most of our guys are locked down for the next two to three seasons! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AS ALWAYS,

HERE WE GO BROWNIES, HERE WE GO! WOOF! WOOF!




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